Epitaphs and Headstones of Famous People

Don Adams 1923-2005
Immortality - missed it by that much...

Don Adams 1923-2005
Would you believe...

Dear Sweet Leota Toombs
Beloved by All
In Regions Beyond Now
But Having a Ball

They finally took our good friend Scott,
When a lightning bolt could not

Bill Clinton lied here
(with many small stones around that say 'and here')

Lizzy Borden's father lies here
(with many small stones around that say 'and here...')

Charles Borden, father of Lizzie
Get out of her way when she's having a tizzy!

Elizabeth Borden
Rests in Pieces

Elvis
Live with it!

Get over it!

A hunk, a hunk of rotting bones

Count Dracula
1236
1458
1527
1703
1823
1995

Count Dracula
"Fangs for the Memories"

Count Dracula
May you always be in our hearts,
And may that stake always be in yours

Here lies Vlad the Impaler
He bit off more than he could chew

Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again

H. Dumpty
"I was pushed!"

Edgar Allen Poe
Quote the poet ~ Nevermore

Mel Blanc
Man of 1000 Voices
Beloved Husband and Father
1908 - 1989

Perry Mason
The defense rests

GRAVE OF BRITISH SOLDIERS - Concord, Massachusetts
They came three thousand miles and died
To keep the past upon its throne
Unheard beyond the ocean tide
Their English Mother made her moan
April 19 1775

Here underneath this large stone
Lies Robert, Earl of Huntington
An archer you would say was good
And people called him Robin Hood
Sick outlaw as he and his men
Will England never see again
Obit 24 December 1247

William Shakespeare
Good friend for Jesus sake forebear
To dig the dust enclosed here
Blessed be the man that spares these stones
And cursed be he that moves my bones

Eleanor Smith
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E. Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Marilyn Monroe
I told you blondes had more fun

Jeffrey Dahmer
Mmm... Mmm.. Good

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Article written by Janice D. McDonald