Epitaphs and Tombstones of Famous People
Check out these Funny Famous Epitaphs, Tombstones, Headstones and Gravestones
Don Adams 1923-2005
Immortality - missed it by that much...
Don Adams 1923-2005
Would you believe...
Dear Sweet Leota Toombs
Beloved by All
In Regions Beyond Now
But Having a Ball
They finally took our good friend Scott,
When a lightning bolt could not
Bill Clinton lied here
(with many small stones around that say 'and here')
Lizzy Borden's father lies here
(with many small stones around that say 'and here...')
Charles Borden, father of Lizzie
Get out of her way when she's having a tizzy!
Rests in Pieces
Live with it!
Get over it!
A hunk, a hunk of rotting bones
1236 1458 1527 1703 1823
"Fangs for the Memories"
May you always be in our hearts,
And may that stake always be in yours
Here lies Vlad the Impaler
He bit off more than he could chew
Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again
"I was pushed!"
Edgar Allen Poe
Quote the poet ~ Nevermore
Man of 1000 Voices
Beloved Husband and Father
1908 - 1989
The defense rests
GRAVE OF BRITISH SOLDIERS - Concord, Massachusetts
They came three thousand miles and died
To keep the past upon its throne
Unheard beyond the ocean tide
Their English Mother made her moan
April 19 1775
Here underneath this large stone
Lies Robert, Earl of Huntington
An archer you would say was good
And people called him Robin Hood
Sick outlaw as he and his men
Will England never see again
Obit 24 December 1247
Good friend for Jesus sake forebear
To dig the dust enclosed here
Blessed be the man that spares these stones
And cursed be he that moves my bones
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E. Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
I told you blondes had more fun
Mmm... Mmm.. Good
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