| Al B. Rightback | Al Dente | Alex Blaine Laider | Anna Rexick (on a skinny tombstone, too much?) | Anita Infusion | Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician | Anita Transfusion | Asher T. Ashers |
| B.A. Ghoul | Barry D'Alyve | Barry M. Deep | Barry A. Live | Barry R. Bones | Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids) | BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT | Berry D. Hatchet |
| Bertha D. Blues | Bill M. Lader | Candy B. Goode | C. U. Dye | C. U. Layder | Dawn Under | Diane Rott | Dustin T. Dirt |
| Dustin T. Dust | Fester N. Rott | Hammond Eggs | I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost | I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook | I. L. Beabach | I. M. Gone | Imus B. Goewin |
| Iva Biggen | Ivana Hacketoff | Izzy Gone | Jaws (a big bite out of this stone) | Jess Gough | Justin Pieces | Justin Thyme | Kerry Emhoff |
| Kenny McCormick - You Bastards! | Kenny McCormick - Died Weekly | Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone) | Lefty B. Hynde | M. T. Tomb | M.T. Box | M.T. Toombe | Manny Bones |
| Mark A. Place | Mummy B. Ware | Myra Mains | Orson Buggy | Otta B. Alive | Phil Dirt | Phil McAvity, DDS | Phil McCracken |
| Ray N. Carnation | Reid Dannum-Weep | Rick Amortis - A hard man is good to find. | Ricky D. Bones | R.I.P. Van Winkle | Rigger Mortis | Roland Stone - Gathering Moss | |
| Robbie Ducky - You're the one | R. U. Next | Rustin Peece | Rusty Gates | Seymour Butz | Stu Meet | STUPID and I'M WITH STUPID | Sue D'Bum |
| Ted N. Buried | Thirst N. Howl | Tom Thumb (very small stone) | U. R. Gone | Willy B. Back | Willy Rott | Xavier Breath | Yetta Nother |
| Yul B. Next | Clara Voince | Metta Fisix | Hal Lusinashin | Paul Tergeist | Hap Arishen | Wee G. Bord | Manny Festation |
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| Computer Geeks | Disney | Famous | Last Words | Funny Names | Here Lies... | Humorous |
| Latin 101 | Musical | Pets | Pirates | Poignant | Short & Sweet | Signage |
Article written by Janice D. McDonald
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