Epitaphs & Headstones: Last Words

Personally I think these are the funniest:

"I Think I Can Make It!"

"There Ain't No Gas Line Here"

"It'll Support My Weight"

"I've Done This a Million Times"

"Do you smell gas?"

"I Know It's Lightning Outside"

"The Train Never Comes Down This Track Any More"

"Sure, This Water Is Deep Enough For Dive"

"The Power's Off"

"This Fuse Is Plenty Long"

"I told you I was sick!"

"I knew this was going to happen to me!

"I'm Just Gonna Take Me a Wizz Over Here By the Electric Fence"

"Hey y'all…watch this!"

Article written by Janice D. McDonald