Epitaphs & Headstones for Pets

OK, some of these may seem in bad taste or even cruel if you just lost your favorite pet. If that is the case then do not continue to read, I don;t feel like getting hate mail about these.

Setup 9 tombstones for one cat

Please have pity,
For this little ditty,
To my poor kitty.

Champ - Never made it back to camp

Duke - Ate rat poison & started to puke

Our cat Ellie - Ended up in a pit bull's belly

Fishy - Under Dad's boot became rather squishy

Flash - Ended up as freeway hash

Fluffy - They don't always land on their feet

Fluffy - Went toes up & got real puffy

Fluffy:
Fluffy was a wonderful cat
Until that truck squashed her flat

Gretchen - Found out porcupines are not for fetchin'

Jett - Done in by our vet

Lassie - Flattened beneath the trash truck's chassis

Lightning - To look at him now would be rather frightening

Midnight - Has seen his last sunrise

Rocket - Shouldn't have gnawed the electrical socket

Rosie - Now pushing up posies

Rover - now under clover

Scooter - Will scoot no more

Shep - Off the balcony was a grave misstep

Sparky - Run down by a neighborhood narkie

Speedy - Didn't live up to his name

Speedy - now worm feedy

Speedy - Wasn't so...

Spot - Alive he's not

Spot - Washed overboard from Grampa's yacht

Spot:
The neighbor's cat he might have got,
But by the neighbor, Spot was shot."

Tweety:
Tweety the bird,
Was a great singer and flyer,
Until he took that nap in the dryer

Article written by Janice D. McDonald