Epitaphs & Headstones: Signage

Attention grave robbers, thieves and vandals
Say your prayers and light some candles!
These grounds are protected by an old Gypsy curse.
And just when you're thinking things couldn't get worse...
Our video surveillance should give you chill.
Because if one doesn't catch you - the other one will!

This graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops.

To haunt you, disturb you or give you a fright
All of these things are our goals tonight
Ghosts and ghouls, twisted just right,
Sounds of darkness, horrors of night.
Entertainment its purpose for those wanting a scare,
Turn back now.....or enter if you dare!

He took our stuff, he had no class
So we went medieval on his a--

If you were dead - you'd be home now!

Please don't feed yourself to the wildlife!

Openings available - ask about our easy layaway plan!

Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, A little song, little dance
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum A little seltzer down your pants

Article written by Janice D. McDonald