The Government’s Knowledge of the Zombie Apocalypse

By January 24, 2013 Information No Comments

Adult Zombie President Obama Mask

The government knows more than you think. There is top secret information at the Pentagon and the CDC that provides classified information about an impending Zombie Apocalypse.

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response has posted information on their website about preparing for an attack of virus infected undead who prey on the brains of the living, thus spreading the virus and inciting a zombie apocalypse.

So this is good. They want us to be prepared, right? Well think about it. They want us to be ready because they must know something we don’t know. And the information they are giving us is general, at best.

Who knows if zombies already exist.  For all we know, at this very moment, there could be a zombie soaking in a vat formaldehyde beside the Area 51 alien and Big Foot in some crazy underground lab in Washington, DC. Perhaps the CDC has even isolated the zombie-causing virus that they plan to perfect and use for world domination.

We as Americans deserve the truth! According to Chuck Woolery, the guideline are missing some key information. It’s further proof that the government is holding out on us. In the video below he answers some critical questions.

I for one am thankful for this additional information. Next, I will reach out to the doomsday preppers. I want to find out what other government secrets they know. Why else would they do what they do?  All I know is that I want to survive the apocalypse too.

 

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