Are you as excited to see the premiere of “Snooki and JWoww” as I am tonight? Is it because I love Jersey Shore? Heck no! They are a disgrace to the beautiful sandy beaches and boardwalks I have called home for my entire life. Is it because I want to see a train wreck in progress? Nope! That will happen whether we want it to or not. It is because they are a secret guilty pleasure. I’m dumbfounding by how these people can be famous and why we watch them on TV. I need to see what is worse, Snooki drunk or Snooki pregnant. Frankly, I’m jealous that they figured out how to make millions by acting ridiculous while I’m sitting here writing this blog…about them.
Even though they are already back at the shore (by the way, it’s called THE BEACH by us locals) filming season 6 of The Jersey Shore, the spinoff is just premiering for the first time tonight. Snooki, was in her first trimester during filming the spinoff and is now late in her second or possible early third term. By the time we finally see Season 6, Snooki will be holding her micro-mini-me in her arms. I can only imagine a reality show about Snooki breastfeeding will be next. Regarding breastfeeding, she was quoted as saying, “you’re kinda like a cow.” Well….if the shoe fits, honey…moo.
As for JWoww, maybe now that Snooki is out of commission, Jen can shine as the ultimate party girl on The Jersey Shore this summer.